Average Family Eats Chicken in the Shower

Today, while taking a shower I heared my mom walk into the bathroom. I was very annoyed for a second and then she told me I had a phone call and it was very important. So of cource I get out of the shower and go to the phone. As I am saying hello my friend yells "Did you know the average american family eats.... of chicken every year?" All I could do was crack up! I didn't know what to say since my mom was standing next to me all mad she had to wake up to pick up the phone. I just had to tell her... "I willl see you in the morning and I can help you then!" It was epic!