Fattening while Exercising?

How is this possible you say? Well I just have pure talent! I decided that today I would eat junk food while exercising. I went out into the garage and stared running on our elliptical machine (which I am usually never on) and I stuck a Swiss Cake Roll in my mouth and ate it while running as fast as I could. I had my brother come in the garage because I was scared I would choke and no one would see me! I ate a couple of those swiss cake rolls in about 3 or 4 min. I don't think that I burned off as many calories as I gained! I have pure talent!